Tom The Toad

   (Tune: Oh, Christmas Tree)

     Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
     Why did you jump into the road?
     Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
     Why did you jump into the road?
     You were so big and green and fat
     But now you're small and red and flat.
     Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
     Why did you jump into the road?

     Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
     Why are you lying in the road?
     Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
     Why are you lying in the road?
     You did not see that care ahead
     And you were flattened by the tread.
     Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
     Why are you lying in the road?

     Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk
     Why do you make my tires go thunk?
     Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk
     Why do you make my tires go thunk?
     You did not look from East to West
     Now on the road there's such a mess.
     Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk
     Why do you make my tires go thunk?

     Oh Sam the Snake, Oh Sam the Snake
     Why do you lie out there and bake?
     Oh Sam the Snake, Oh Sam the Snake
     Why do you lie out there and bake?
     You did not see that truck go by
     Now you look like a butterfly.
     Oh Sam the Snake, Oh Sam the Snake
     Why do you lie out there and bake?

     Oh Possum Pete, Oh Possum Pete
     There's nothing left but hair and feet
     Oh Possum Pete, Oh Possum Pete
     There's nothing left but hair and feet
     Oh Possum Pete, Oh Possum Pete
     There's nothing left but hair and feet
     You thought you'd beat that bus across
     Now you look like a pile of moss.