Girl Scout Camp

     Girl Scout Camp. Girl Scout Camp.

     The buses, they say they're really fine,
     But when they turn the corner
     they leave the wheels behind.

     I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp.
     Mommy, I wanna go,
     back where the toilets flow.
     Mommy, I wanna go ho-o-ome.

     The food, they say it's really fine,
     But when you try to eat it,
     it tastes like turpentine.

     I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp.
     Mommy, I wanna go,
     back where the toilets flow.
     Mommy, I wanna go ho-o-ome.

     The counselors, they say they're really fine,
     But when you ask a question
     they say "get back in line".

     I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp.
     Mommy, I wanna go,
     back where the toilets flow.
     Mommy, I wanna go ho-o-ome.

     The nurses, they say they're really fine,
     But when you break a finger
     they break the other nine.

     I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp.
     Mommy, I wanna go,
     back where the toilets flow.
     Mommy, I wanna go ho-o-ome.

     Girl Scout Camp. Girl Scout Camp.